Finally, a tumblelog made just for me, Ashley!
I am the best, the prettiest; and everything else in the world is stupid.
Especially Harry and Josh. I hate them they are both dumb.
They made me be in the yearbook staph with them. Doesn't that just sound disgusting?
New Feature on EducatedHobo.Tumblr.com: “Write-A-Hobo”! It seems that a good bit of people don’t entirely agree on what the hobo is saying, so instead of having to post your thoughts on one person directly onto your blog for the world to see, you can simply send an E-mail.
It’s simple, just click the strip of duct tape pictured above (located right below the “Archives” and “RSS Feed” links on the E.H. site) and send your complaints and/or complements to the address! It’s that easy!
I won’t add a link because I don’t want to submit you to that much torture. And if you don’t know who he is, then you are one of the luckiest people alive.
P.S.
Ned Mencia is pretty close.
I actually like them!
You Can’t Say “Holocaust” on Comedy Central.
On Bo Burnham’s Comedy Central special, the censors blocked out the word holocaust. Holocaust is now a curse word that should not be used in front of your mother.
What’s really ridiculous is that someone on the board of censors, or the FCC, or wherever, believes that some people should not be able to be exposed to the word holocaust, which is something that people should really be informed about.
I was watching this with Harry, and I didn’t even know what he said until Harry told me. Not only is Comedy Central blocking out a powerless word, it is blocking out a joke that I would not even get unless I knew the word.
This word has no power over anyone unless we give it power. And turning it into an unspeakable word, we are giving it power.
![alsomaggie:
mehharry:
CollegeHumor Album Art
Don’t you just hate it when you cannot find any album art for songs on your iPod? I can’t stand to look at the default picture for pretty much anything (wait-I just realized something [I like the CollegeHumor default picture]).
That’s why I made my own album art for the parodies CollegeHumor has made on my iPod (One Week, Brohemian Rhapsody, etc.)
About the CollegeHumor default picture, I just realized I should have used that.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/4eJDwb04Ol0xk2xhrCxBsS5Eo1_500.jpg)
CollegeHumor Album Art
Don’t you just hate it when you cannot find any album art for songs on your iPod? I can’t stand to look at the default picture for pretty much anything (wait-I just realized something [I like the CollegeHumor default picture]).
That’s why I made my own album art for the parodies CollegeHumor has made on my iPod (One Week, Brohemian Rhapsody, etc.)
About the CollegeHumor default picture, I just realized I should have used that.
“I’m Hungry.”
Was watching Jeopardy and this miracle happened. I was rolling on the floor laughing. Sorry if any overweight people watching are offended, but I thought this was hilarious.
This is terrible, but yet so funny.
OMG Everyone knows how stupid and mean Harry is! This made me laugh SO HARD. But it is really mean.
I had to stay after school and guess who was there. HARRY WAS!! He was just so dumb! He is always so stupid! OMG I HATE HIM!
Like today i was tryin to be nice to harry but he just like yelled at me or somethin. i don’t even know.
Guess whose hand thisis! Go on Guess! I’ts my hand! Ugh I hate harry so much i can;t even stand it! OMG!!!! today harry like scared the CRAP out of me in the hall like i was like omygosh! He took a picture of me and i was like so surprised!!! UGH I HATE HIM
Omg so today i like cannot wait for school!
i don’t even know why ! OMG!
LOL~
Little puppy dogs eating a raw deer leg. Where they got the deer leg, I do not know. I actually have no idea.
OMG! Those little puppy doggies! LOL JK I hate dogs! I love CATS!
like the biggest wall ever. i haven’t seen harry since like last semester! he pushed me into a wall today! what an idiot!
“So You Want To Be A Belly Dancer”
This is one of my favourite records of all time! It’s got some of the sickest beats ever recorded.
I found this at the Goodwill Store. It was less than two dollars.
OMG I need this y’all! JK, this is stupid why would you by this it’s dumb.
Yes, that is a goat in someone’s front yard. If you look closely, you’ll also see a dog in the background. When we stopped and started to take pictures, the dog stood up as if it was a watchdog (it had the meanest look on its face). This is exactly the kind of thing you’d see in Alabama.
Look at this cute little goat! OMG I wish there was a goat in my yard!
